The Avengers cast versus Marvel Studios

Posted: May 12, 2013 in Random Post
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So, this has absolutely NOTHING to do with Green Frog, but I am a huge Joss Whedon fan and this cracked me up…  I figured we all could use a laugh now and then, and a break from the incessant agony that is depression.  So here you go, Joss Whedon in his own words after the jump!

 

Hi guys.

I was going to let it slide, but I’ve got this sour taste in my mouth. (Mmmm, lemonade!). Some facts are not facts. I’m not going to go into the whole thing, but jeepers, I’m not getting $100 mil on Avengers 2. If I were, I would come on this site and laugh and laugh and laugh. I’m not making Downey money. I’m making A LOT, which is exciting. I’m not pretending to be a poor farmer, an Everyman, an ANYman. But that number is nuts. A few other things about me that have been “reported” that people should take with a grain of salt:

That I throw wild Hollywood parties where everyone is naked and dancing and wild and I remember to serve enough snacks.

That I can get a movie greenlit by sighing and staring into the middle distance.

That I ate a unicorn and made it winter for three years.

That I “can write.”

Well, that’s a load off. Sorry to get so personal — the whole thing’s a bit tawdry. But honestly, it bugged me. I’m off for a nice juicy steak. There’s a place downtown that does it with rosemary butter, it tastes just like unico — like a steak.

BYE-ee! J.

joss | May 08, 22:38 CET

via The Avengers cast versus Marvel Studios – The Avengers – Whedonesque.com.

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